Why so dominating, Gators?

Seriously. Enough is enough.

You got basketball last year, which was fine. For years, championships and Gator basketball were about as synonymous as Dana Altman and hip-hop. Great. Cut down the nets.

But it seems you wanted more. The taste of victory was so sweet, nine months later your football team pulled off the double-dip. The ghost of Steve Spurrier was alive and well. Not only did you win, you made Ohio State look like the runners-up in an Amish flag football tournament. Great. Hold up the trophy.

But it seems you wanted more. Led by Billy Donavon, or as I call him, Mayor Quimby, last night Florida pulled off one of the rarest feats in sports. Back to back championships. And as if one crushing loss wasn't enough, you had to embarrass those poor Buckeyes again. What you have is an NBA team, playing against me, my infant daughter, and the postman. It's just not fair. Ask the Hogs, they'll tell ya.

So Mayor, go to Kentucky. Al, Corey, JoKim, and the rest of ya. Go to the NBA.

Because enough is enough.